If it wasn't such a freikin struggle!!!!

I see how some people really like to operate in the 'struggle' mode. Like they've fallen into a pit and they have to scratch their way out.
Struggle, oh it's such a struggle. If I can just . . . . pull . . . . myself. . . . out. . . .

Then you have people who want to party before they work. Life is a party and work is just something you do so you have the money for your party. This can really drive the people in the pit crazy because even if they managed to pull the party people into the pit with them, the party people will turn on the music and the blender and start dancing. Now when the person in the pit gets all pissed off that the party people are having too much fun they will scold and tell them to get to work digging their way out of the pit. The party people help dig out because they know they are going to have one hell of the party once they are out of the pit, but you know what always happens? When the party people are at work, the pit people actually start digging another pit and they actually jump into it. This is a big secret so don't tell anyone, the pit people like to be in the pit, they like to dig. Like a mole likes to dig, so do the pit people. So if you are a party person who likes to have fun in life, be on the lookout for the pit people. They may try to throw you into a pit with them! I've even heard about party people getting stuck in the pit and not able to get out. Or they have to get out with the pit person hanging onto them and then shake the pit person off of them.
Word to the wise: the next time you meet a person in a pit, just walk away. Leave them there or your life will no longer be any fun. Take it from me. I'm a party person and I've been stuck in a pit with a pit person (see I didn't know they actually dig the pits and jump into them) and it's hell getting out!
Later ya freaks! Lisa